Blasphemy at Its Best

Unbelievable… which I guess is why faith exists: the Bible actually has Cliffs Notes! Perfect for the Christian who just doesn’t quite have enough time for God. Yes, in just 224 instructive pages you can avoid all that burdensome actual phraseology and focus exclusively on the hearsay. Which is much more efficient when you think about it, since finding ways to easily validate what you already believe is, like, so in style.

I wonder if the Cliffs Notes people get many customer service complaints asking why they didn’t put the gay marriage section in the index.

Condoms and Choice, Separately

First, on choice. Don Boudreaux at Cafe Hayek posts on what he calls the assault on choice as described in a Sunday NYT article. The story notes that studies have revealed many cases in which people with added choices choose poorly, and contends that as a result the government should sometimes practice “libertarian paternalism” to achieve “desired social objectives”. Boudreaux assails the article — in my view rightly — for carelessly assuming that our definitions and rankings of social priorities are universally identical. The “protect the citizens from themselves” philosophy of governance is precarious at its best, pernicious at its worst.

Second, on condoms (declaratively, not imperatively). Glen Whitman at Agoraphilia cites a condom recall and follows with an absolutely fascinating set of legal/ethical/economic ruminations given the hypothetical case of a woman suing the condom manufacturer for getting pregnant after use of a defective condom. It’s not really related to the Times piece above, except in the sense that both issues force the reader to consider the consequences of individuals who make choices and the extent to which their “protection” from their own choices should be guaranteed by outsiders. In any event, I’ll be looking forward to Whitman’s follow-up post.

Plodding Through a Slow News Cycle

In the absence of any real stories that have piqued my interest enough to delve more deeply, I thought I might hit some quick points and then move along. But unlike the last few times I’ve resorted to this, it’s not out of expediency but rather out of boredom with the current news cycle. With all due respect to the Schiavo case, surely there must be something else worth talking about.

  • I’ll start with Terri Schiavo, since it’s the most current headline. The closest explanation I’ve seen to my view on the situation over at Power Line. In short, there are lots of extremely complicated facts and tenets — Terri’s actual medical diagnosis, the motives of the husband, the ethics of euthanasia, the legality of a verbal wish to die — and the vast majority of us who think we have opinions are wholly unqualified to judge. And so, for some stupid reason, we resort to ideology and believe what we want about the facts. Note to people in general, myself included: if you haven’t read the case file I hope your official opinion is N/A.
  • This week I attended Vanderbilt’s 41st annual Impact Symposium, a nationally-acclaimed event whose history of past speakers is ridiculously impressive. Unfortunately, I doubt the invited speakers at this year’s event will add much to the series’ legacy. The second night featured Howard Dean, who gave an impressively thoughtful and effective speech and responded to both friendly and hostile questions with wit and tact. Unfortunately, the first night featured lectures by Ann Coulter and the Rev. Al Sharpton. I don’t lean anywhere close to Sharpton politically but he was a fabulous speaker. Coulter, on the other hand, should be viewed not only as an affront to liberals but an embarrassment to conservatives. But why say more when the Nashville Scene so eloquently delivers precisely the opinion I want to convey?
  • On a lighter note, the scarily abusive yet hysterical Tucker Max (think Maddox with some serious mojo) is raising money to send care packages to soldiers by starting a charity called Tanked for the Troops. If anybody plans to be in New York City April 7-8 you should check it out and let me know what it was like.
  • You may recall that I complain about the misguided logic of living wage campaigners from time to time. Well, at Vanderbilt they appear to have had some success because the University and the Union have successfully negotiated a new contract. Not a living wage, but definitely a far cry from the 3% pay hike proposals of the initial offer.
  • Check out ESPN’s Top 100 Sports Movie Quotes. Not as good as much of ESPN’s work — in particular anything written by The Sports Guy — but worth scrolling through once if you have the time nonetheless.
  • For the libertarians in the room: here’s a libertarian purity test that’s circled the internet so many times I’m almost ashamed to link to it. Far more interesting to me is this clever analysis of how laws are made. Funny and factual, it’s well worth your time.
  • And finally, neuroscience explains to us how blogging is good for the mind. Awesome — maybe calories burned from intense levels of mental exercise will offset the frequent lapses in my jogging routine. And by frequent lapses, I mean I accidentally skipped a couple of seasons. Oops. So anyway, hooray for blogs.
  • 43 and Counting

    I notice that Court’s passing along a site that lets her highlight the states she’s visited. I didn’t add a new state on this most recent trip, but I’ll play anyway:

    (Key: bold for states I’ve been to, underline for states I’ve lived in and italics for the state I’m in now.)

    Alabama / Alaska / Arizona / Arkansas / California / Colorado / Connecticut / Delaware / Florida / Georgia / Hawaii / Idaho / Illinois / Indiana / Iowa / Kansas / Kentucky / Louisiana / Maine / Maryland / Massachusetts / Michigan / Minnesota / Mississippi / Missouri / Montana / Nebraska / Nevada / New Hampshire / New Jersey / New Mexico / New York / North Carolina / North Dakota / Ohio / Oklahoma / Oregon / Pennsylvania / Rhode Island / South Carolina / South Dakota / Tennessee / Texas / Utah / Vermont / Virginia / Washington / West Virginia / Wisconsin / Wyoming / Washington D.C

    Or visit my personal color map on my travels page, if you prefer.

    The World’s Second Home

    Or at least that’s what New York City now claims to be, mostly in an effort to rebrand themselves favorably as part of their attempt to win the bid for the 2012 Olympics. Of course, it’s going to be a bit difficult without an Olympic Stadium a.k.a. the proposed Jets stadium in Manhattan.

    But Olympics and slogans aren’t why I’m bringing up the city formerly known as the Big Apple. I’m bringing it up because I’ve had the good fortune to visit recently and I thought I’d share (not to mention return to the world of blogging after an only slightly less inexcusable hiatus). March 15-20 served as probably my sixth visit to the city, this time as a convention representative for the College Media Advisers Spring Convention. This was my first foray into the world of college media professional organizations, and I suspect it was no more self-indulging than any other legitimized networking vehicle.

    Much more interesting to me, of course, was the city itself. I’ve been to NYC just enough times to claim I’ve seen most of the major tourist attractions but not quite enough to profess any kind of knowledge of the city, so I figured the best way to see the real Manhattan was to walk it. Yes, the whole island. So this became my goal. However, Tuesday night was all about exhaustion after an unconscionably early flight, Wednesday night we scored cheap seats to Billy Joel’s Movin’ Out, and Thursday night we walked some familiar areas and hit the Empire State Building to treat a co-worker who was experiencing his first time.

    Friday Eric came into town to join me for the weekend and it wasn’t a moment to soon, as having seen Times Square and very little else by this point I found myself restless and dying to do something ridiculous. First insane move of the evening: we took the subway to Battery Park to see the Statue of Liberty, then walked to Wall Street, Ground Zero, City Hall, NYU, and up Broadway to Times Square. (Non-NYCers: that’s about 100 blocks). There we met one of my company’s vendors at the Pig and Whistle pub for some free drinks courtesy of our business relationship, and followed up with an Irish Pub Crawl that took us another 30 blocks before we turned around out of fear that the subway would close (which it doesn’t) or that we wouldn’t have had the strengh to make it back (which we wouldn’t).

    Friday evening notes:

  • In Nashville, Irish pubs are where Americans go for a taste of Ireland. In NYC, Irish pubs are where the Irish go. I felt at times as though we needed a translator.
  • Much to our surprise, the Irish call it an Irish Car Bomb as well. Local Brit Tim Boyd swears it’s called something different in England though.
  • Also, Tim has been playing the message we left him that night to anyone willing to listen. For the record, I am not the one who professed his love to Tim, though I will claim attemping to leave the entire message in an Irish accent.
  • Somewhere in New York City, I think around the subway stop at 72nd and 9th, there is a 24-hour hot dog shop that sells 75-cent hot dogs. After a few pints I assure you they’re worth every penny.
  • Saturday was the most beautiful day of the year to date, and Eric and I decided to enjoy it by hiking to Museum Row and Central Park. We accidentally wandered into an over-hyped anti-war rally, but we weren’t worried because only about 200 people showed up from Harlem to march in the Million Worker March, leading us to question the effectiveness of their marketing slogan. We got as far north as Harlem, then turned around and walked the length of Central Park and then 5th Avenue back to the hotel. That evening we crashed a CMA Advisers reception for the free drinks then went down to South Street Seaport and the Brooklyn Bridge. Our Saturday night pub crawl started after we hiked around about 3 miles of public housing to East Village for drinks and NCAA basketball, then on to Greenwich Village for more of the same. This time I’d guess 150 blocks of walking or so, all in all.

    Saturday evening notes:

  • Don’t miss Carnegie Deli. The sandwiches are not only a novelty but are also HUGE. I didn’t order the “Woody Allen” but I should have. The cheescake is also highly recommended. Word of advice: they don’t take plastic, as I wish we had descovered before it was time to pay.
  • East Village rocks. Lots of young people, recent college grads, artists, and places to eat and hang out. Well worth the hike. Like Times Square minus tourists, minus lights, minus tendency to become played too quickly, plus natives, plus awesome chill factor. Pickpocket risk is probably even.
  • Greenwich Village is okay, but too close to NYU for my liking. NYU’s bar crowd is full of wannabe tools, which is a bold statement coming from someone who works in a major breeding ground for actual tools. Tipping point: the trendy frat guys at Vanderbilt wear polos with their collars turned up; the desperation-trendy guys at NYU work the room to see how things are going, then if they’re disappointed they excuse themselves to the bathroom and return with collar turned up. Real discreet, gentlemen.
  • More on the tools representing NYU’s bar scene: At most bars or frat parties there is some standard of cool and people either choose to follow it or they choose to be independent and assume the risk. However, these guys kept experimenting with different styles of coolness in hopes that a leader would emerge, but when no one rose to the challenge they found themselves helplessly flailing about in search of their collective mojo. (Disclaimer: note that I’m passing unfair stereotypical judgment on the bar crowd only; NYU is too highly ranked to be devoid of independent intelligent thought en masse.)
  • To wrap up, Sunday consisted of lunch in Little Italy, a trip to Chinatown, a tour of the United Nations, and a plane ride back to Nashville. I must be getting old because it’s taken me four days to catch up from my trip, which partially explains my lengthy absence from all things blog-related. Nonetheless, it was a fun, fantastic trip largely courtesy of The Man (read: professional development funds) and after two adventureless months a worthy return to my favorite hobby.

    Because This Is What I Do

    As usual, just when I’ve gotten on a roll and almost convinced myself and others that I’ll be posting nearly every day, something comes up and work gets busy and two weeks later I’m struggling to catch up. So what to do? Well, I think I’ll satisfy my pseudo-narcissistic itch with a run through a quick litany of topics that may be of interest only to me:

  • This week Titans fans not only lost their top wide receiver and top cornerback as salary cap casualties, but are now being tormented as Derrick Mason and Samari Rolle both signed with the hated Baltimore Ravens. If you don’t take my word for the severity of this blasphemy, take it from the Titans themselves. (Words of advice for Derrick and Samari: if you’re bored on Saturday night and Ray Lewis asks you to hang with him at a nightclub in Atlanta, don’t go.)
  • A couple of weeks ago I used social security reform as a springboard to post on the Democratic Party’s need for a message. Yesterday’s Post included a thoughtful article about the state of the Democrats thus far after a reasonably effective stand against private accounts. From the story: “What worries some Democrats about the debate over Social Security is that Bush stands for something and they do not, other than opposition to the creation of private accounts.” I couldn’t agree more.
  • London’s Independent ran this front page yesterday, attached to this story examining whether recent events in the Middle East are proving the Bush Doctrine successful. My personal view is that (a) it’s far too early to tell the difference between isolated world events and long-term systematic changes, and (b) the neoconservatives need to breathe a bit — not everything we’re seeing was preordained by PNAC (e.g. I don’t think the Iraq invation had much to do with Arafat’s death), but (c) the included list of political activity in the Middle East is nontheless impressive, questionable causes and effects notwithstanding. Honestly, I don’t know much about the reputation of the Independent compared to other British news sources — all I know is when I saw the front page I definitely pictured thousands of Brits opening the morning paper and choking on their coffee.
  • The Senate voted down two minimum wage proposals on Monday. For those of us in the Vanderbilt community it’s a national version of what’s become a familiar refrain around campus: the living wage campaign. My chief problem with such campaigns is that their most ardent supporters focus more on good intentions than good arguments, not realizing that (a) targeting the lowest wage employees is different from targeting the poorest people, (b) increasing wages is different from increasing wealth or spending power, and (c) saying “these good people deserve better” is different from presenting a plan that will actually reach such an outcome. One of these days I’ll more extensively discuss my feelings on minimum wage proposals, but for now I’ll let this clever analysis suffice.
  • For good measure, one more life note of dubious interest. I don’t generally watch TV but I have allowed myself to become addicted to four shows: 24, The West Wing, Survivor and The Apprentice. A couple of weeks ago I posted on how much I enjoyed analyzing the game theory in Survivor and reading the posts of others with similar feelings. This week I was pleased to see that Kevin Drum has been subjecting 24 to similar scrutiny and I hope he continues.
  • So there’s a brief catch-all of updates for you. Okay, mostly for me. For the record, I’ll preview that my next post will be on a topic that was a major news story two weeks ago but has now been so played that nobody else is even talking about it anymore… except, of course, for me. It’s like a reverse teaser, isn’t it?