Cheer for Vandy in the Music City Bowl!

There are three ugly Vanderbilt streaks on the line today: not playing in a bowl game since 1982, not having a winning season since the same year, and not winning a bowl since 1955.  Although I’m not entirely sure they deserve it, the ‘Dores will break the first streak at 2:30 pm CST today when they take on Boston College in the Gaylord Hotels Music City Bowl.

It won’t be clear until a couple of hours later whether thiis Vanderbilt team will make team history, or whether the second and third streak will continue.  At 6-6, Vandy must win to avoid its 26th consecutive losing season.  They will be facing a Boston College team that hopes to extend its NCAA-best eight game active bowl win streak.  Bad news: 74% of SportsNation voters and 91% of America’s vote picked BC.  Good news: Vandy is definitely going to have the home field advantage.

Good luck, Vanderbilt!

The Single Most Interesting Day in NFL History

Gregg Easterbook outdoes himself this week.  First paragraph:

Sunday was the Single Most Interesting Day in NFL History, both for the numerous high points and for the Single Worst Game Ever Played, supplied by the Dallas Cowboys. Before we get to the particulars, let me make sure you know about the player of the day. I speak, of course, of Ramzee Robinson. In the second half at Green Bay, Robinson, a Lions defensive back, was penalized for taunting. The Lions at that point were 0-15 and within sight of attaining the designation they now hold, that of worst NFL team ever. After a Green Bay incompletion, Robinson danced around, pointing at himself and taunting Packers receiver James Jones. A player for the worst-ever NFL team was called for taunting in the game in which that team reached 0-16.

Worth the read, if you enjoy columns in which all parties are taken to the woodshed… which I do!

Adventures in Cooking

I’m working much more normal hours these days, giving me more time to myself in the evenings.  In the spirit of trying to expand what I’m capable of preparing myself for dinner, I have begun to experiment with cooking.  We already know that I am very good at reading recipes, as well as an excellent eater, but all else is suspect.  For three years I have been living on Spaghettios, red beans and rice (although after two years I did begin adding smoked sausage), and Hamburger Helper — or, more commonly, eating out — so it’s about time I branched out a bit.

Here are my experiments thus far — the number in parentheses indicating how close I think it came to what it was supposed to taste like:

Pasta.  (~10 trials, 50-80%)  Yes, that’s right, I had never cooked pasta.  I actually had to get someone to explain to me that you’re supposed to boil more water than necessary so the pasta can soak in it.  Obviously now that I know how, this really isn’t that hard, but I still haven’t been able to get the pasta-to-sauce ratio quite right when I’m preparing a single serving.

Broccoli.  (50%)  No joke, I also did not know how to cook a vegetable.  The worst part is I was going to use the microwave and I even screwed up those directions, which basically just say not to open the package.  I then tried to cook them on the stove.  Epic fail.  On the bright side, I have since learned what a vegetable steamer is.

Beef Stroganoff.  (Trial 1 - 90%; Trial 2 - 80%)  I did a very good job with this family recipe.  I also discovered I vastly prefer it over rice instead of noodles.  Crock pots rule.

Beanie Weenies.  (Trial 1 - 100%; Trial 2 - 100%)  My family possesses the best recipe in the world for this otherwise common dish.  If you are a fan of the two major ingredients, and you are really nice to me, I will give it to you.

8 Can Soup.  (95%)  This cannot be screwed up: it involves pouring 8 cans of ingredients into a pot, heating, and stirring, and it tastes awesome.  The only reason I didn’t give myself a perfect score is because my local grocery store doesn’t sell okra, forcing me to substitute green beans which I do not prefer.

Dr Pepper Cheese-Pickle Celery Dip. (85%)  I experimented with this commercial recipe, which was not sufficiently specific for my level of cooking “expertise” and forced me into internet research to make sure I understood the instructions.  I also think I’ll try to make it a little thicker next time.  Nonetheless, it is surprisingly awesome!  From the same recipe list, I will eventually be testing out Dr Pepper Hot Potato Salad, Dr Pepper Three Bean Salad, Dr Pepper Brown Derby Cheese Bread, and Dr Pepper Fudge.

Texas Brownies.  (75%)  I believe this is a version of the better-known Texas sheet cake, but that doesn’t matter because clearly I have not yet mastered the art of baking chocolate.  I also don’t think I possess the right sized pan.  I was ticked that I didn’t get this exactly right, because I used to make this all the time back in the day (by which I mean fifteen years ago).

Lemon Cake.  (Trial 1 - 95%; Trial 2 - 75%)  This is probably my favorite dessert, and it’s not that hard to make.  It has an orange frosting, which I do prepare from scratch.  And not to get too cocky here, but I’m pretty sure the second trial didn’t turn out so well only because I was using a defective oven  :)

Next up in my clinical trials: Indian Corn, then perhaps Poppy Seed Bread.

I’ve learned several important items along the way.  Crock pots are super-easy to clean.  Anything I burn chocolate in is not easy to clean.  If a new recipe calls for two or more spices, I will always be missing one, and that’s another 5 bucks in the baking aisle at the supermarket for an item I will be storing for the next ten years.  If I am shopping for ingredients and I’m not sure whether I am out of X, I am out of X.  There’s a huge difference between a garlic clove and a garlic bulb.  I should not try to cram two brownie pans into an oven that fits 1.9 brownie pans, or I will have one pan of diagonally-shaped brownies.

More news about my cooking misadventures as it develops…

Why PJs Suck: A Brief Rant

Pajamas suck, and I will now explain why.

By and large, women wear pajamas, and men do not.  I know of almost no men who wear, or even own, a pair of pajamas.  Of the ones I do know, none of them are single.  I don’t see why men would wear pajamas, as they represent a wholly unnecessary change of clothes.  The opportunity to have another change of clothes each day is perhaps reason enough for women to enjoy pajamas, but there seems to be something more to it than that.  Not that I have figured out what that is.  But regardless of the rationale, pajamas suck on metaphorical grounds.

For men, the “sofa state” — the state in which men commonly exist when they are sitting on the sofa with no immediate plans — is usually something like a t-shirt and jeans or shorts.  Approximate time to prep for bed: 5 minutes.  Approximate time to prep to go out: 5 minutes.  Even if a sweater or socks are involved, the marginal difference in time commitment is small.

As best I can tell, the “sofa state” for women is something like pajamas, pastel-colored socks, and a stuffed animal.  But even if I’m wrong about the socks and stuffed animal, the operative difference is what takes place in order to change into pajamas.  Approximate time to prep for bed: 5 minutes.  Approximate time to prep to go out: 45 minutes.  And therein lies the pajamas rub: they create poor disincentives for women to behave spontaneously.

It’s a simple incentive problem, really.  A man sitting on the sofa could just as easily be persuaded to go out as to go to bed, because the effort required to do either is negligible.  By contrast, a woman who has gotten into her pajamas has probably taken off her makeup, removed her contacts, put her hair in a pony tail, and put on her warm footies.  It would take quite the incentive to get her to put herself back together and come out.  The transaction costs of the outing are simply too high.

We can observe this in practice by noting how early women tend to set their plans relative to men, and what happens when they do not.  I would put the chance that the average guy has figured out his Saturday evening plans by 7pm at 50%.  For women, I estimate it at closer to 90%.  Let’s say there are no plans established by midnight: what are the chances of calling the guy up and getting him to come out on the fly?  I’d again say 50%, maybe even higher.  For women?  10% and plummeting rapidly.  The reason?  Pajamas!

Okay, so maybe the PJs themselves are not an impedement to female social promiscuity, but rather a proxy or metaphor for behavior that would be equally likely if women slept in boxers and t-shirts.  But the larger point is there’s a clear difference here between women — who at some point decide to “shut down” for the night even if it’s well before bedtime — and men, who just kind of come home and chill out until they literally run out of things to do or get so tired they could no longer engage in functional activity anyhow.  And no, I don’t think the difference can be explained by how much longer it takes women to get ready.  If that were the variable, women would sit on their sofas in t-shirts and sweatpants and wait till the bitter end to make bedtime maneuvers they are unlikely to reverse — and some women do.  But once the pajamas come out, the death warrant for evening festivities has been signed.

And this clearly represents an inefficiency of sorts.  It would be one thing if only married women and high school girls were the pajama-wearing culprits, but I know plenty of twentysomething single women who seem just a little too excited when they get a new pair.  This ought to illicit, in single men, a hearty groan.  The only single women who should get a pass on this behavior are attractive social neophytes: the ladies who are never without a dozen options of parties, club-going groups, or dates, so if they decide to PJify themselves it’s because they know the options are out there and made the early choice to spend the evening with Carrie and Samantha.

As for the rest?  I recommend ditching the PJs.  They hinder spontaneity and sociability in a world where time is scarce.  And they usually look stupid too.

Election in Review, EOY Edition

I was on vacation for three weeks across the presidential election and consequently sort of cheated myself out of my normal post-election ruminations, so I’ll now make up for it with a serious of disjointed thoughts about the election and beyond.  Hope you can forgive the off-the-cuff and extremely irrelevant timing of my remarks.

-I was very glad to see that there aren’t a bunch of secret racists waiting to surface and tank black presidential candidates on racial grounds after all.  Or there are, but because of [insert unprovable hypothesis here] they didn’t impact this election, and we’ll be talking about them again the next time it looks like a prominent black candidate might lose.  (Except in Tennessee, Arkansas, and northeast Louisiana, where the polling data suggests that either the secret racists actually did surface or the Democrats really really pissed off just this region somehow.)  It’s also great that we know there aren’t a bunch of secret reverse racists out there who surfaced to vote in favor of a black presidential candidate on racial grounds – I know this because I learned in college student orientation that there’s no such thing as reverse racism.

-Ironically, if the Post is correct, the success of the surge actually hurt McCain because Iraq became less newsworthy, which contributed to a shift of attention toward the economy.

-Presidential debates are not really debates.  The purpose of presidential debates is to look presidential.  The answers to the questions themselves are incidental bordering on irrelevant, as long as you don’t say something catastrophic.  He who does not believe this has too much faith in the American public.

-The best line in McCain’s concession speech was the part about running the most “challenged” campaign he can remember.  I liked very very few of McCain’s policies, but even so, I can’t help but wonder what the election would have looked like if you control for the three Rs: race, recession, and revenge.  I agree with the pundits who contend the most surprising thing about the race was how close it was relative to what the GOP had going against them.  Of the McCain postmortems I read, I think I liked Charles Krauthammer’s the best.  And no, I don’t think any other Republican candidate would have fared better… although Romney might have made it interesting.  Once recession fears were ignited Romney would have been assailed for his involvement in investment banking, but he probably would have at least assembled a better campaign staff and managed them more competently than hindsight suggests McCain did.

-I am quite pleased to see an Obama presidency for two main reasons.  First, I’m tired of hearing about how every crappy Republican policy shows what happens when you let the free market work, and I’m looking forward to moving from covertly anti-market policies to explicitly anti-market policies so we can have a real debate about the role of markets for a change.  Second, it’s impossible to persuade people of the systemic nature of problems with government when they can just blame the same party over and over again; examples of corruption and idiocy from both parties are required to effectively make the point, and now there’s an increased opportunity for that to occur.  This is not an argument in favor of gridlock or of punishing the incumbents, by the way — if anything, it’s an argument in favor of what’s going to make me happier in political discussions for the next four years.

-Okay, okay, I should at least let you know how I really feel about the election, since I tend to give the pundits and voters a hard time but I really haven’t said too much about Obama one way or another this season.  Ilya Somin’s election postmortem is probably the closest approximation to my own views that I’ve read thus far.  I simply don’t have any feelings about “change” one way or another because, as anyone who has read my blog knows, my general lack of faith in government transcends parties or candidates — rather like Will Wilkinson’s, among others.  But, if I were a “pro-hope” voter, I imagine that this comes pretty close to how I’d feel.

-Speaking of faith: for some reason, people who have a strong faith in their candidate have a hard time accepting the reality that candidates do what it takes to get elected.  I highly recommend the movie Recount, a star-studded documentary of the 2000 Florida ballot counting.  It’s striking to watch just how vicious both sides were — which makes perfect sense when you consider how high the stakes are in a presidential election.  In 2008 McCain went negative, regardless of his personal beliefs on the action, because he believed he needed to go negative to have a shot at winning.  Obama opted out of federal campaign funding, which says nothing about his beliefs on the matter and everything about whether he thought it would help him win.  Obama’s leftist base is now somewhat concerned that his cabinet appointments reflect a more centrist governing stance than they thought, which reflects nothing other than the election is over and he’s now doing what is either personally or politically expedient.  It’s the simple truth: politicians do what it takes to win, because only the victor gets the spoils.

-Immediately following the election, much was written about the possibility of a Democratic mandate.  Of course there’s a Democratic mandate, or at least a honeymoon.  That’s what you get when you win, regardless of your margin.  Although, notwithstanding the obvious symbolic importance of electing a black president, the outcome of the race wasn’t that monumental in historical context.  The more interesting question is whether the election tells us something about whether the American public is moving in a more conservative or (please excuse the improper use of this term) progressive direction — here’s Yglesias vs. McArdle on the point.  It’s not clear to me how much voters actually mentally matched GOP values with conservative values and made their voting decision based on said identification.  I’m much more likely to believe that voters got fatigued or pissed off with the GOP in general, and that data associating votes for Obama with broadly progressive policies contain mostly lagging or inconclusive indicators.  For one brief return-to-principles argument, read David Boaz.

-I’ll cite Matt again for his post calling out the Cato scholars for their lack of evidence supporting the need to return to libertarian principles.  I respect his point, but I contend that his rebuttal — people voted for Obama because they wanted someone who could help them — is essentially meaningless.  People usually vote for the candidate they think can best help them or help the country, but that’s not particularly well correlated with whose policies can actually help the voters or the country.  If voters had elected McCain because of an overwhelming concern for national security, progressive pundits probably wouldn’t be arguing that the country is moving in a more conservative direction.  They’d more likely argue that McCain’s sound bytes misrepresented the issues, or that the people don’t understand that McCain’s security policies could actually make the country less safe.

-Orin Kerr nails one of the more certain aspects of this election: the new ground rules for executive power and judicial appointments.

-I’m increasingly fascinated by the shift of the uber-rich toward the Democratic Party, as you can see in data posted by Will.  Demonizing the rich has got to be the easiest conceivable campaign message, but demonizing the rich and still getting their votes?  I don’t see why every party doesn’t adopt this strategy!

-And what of the GOP now?  P.J. O’Rourke says they may as well pack it in!  I actually think the fade-into-temporary-irrelevance prediction is entirely plausible, unless Republicans can figure out how to be more inclusive.  They have now completely lost New England and virtually lost the Great Lakes region, they’re in danger of losing the Mountain West, and their current policy positions are hostile to every expanding cultural demographic except possibly for Mormons.  George Will’s contends that the polls suggest the road back from minority to majority party isn’t as harsh as I’ve painted it.  Michael Scherer has a good story about what different strategists think the GOP needs.  But after reading many articles on this topic, what I’ve become most convinced of is that there’s nothing even close to a consensus, which might actually turn out worse for Republicans (in the short run) than arriving at the wrong consensus.

-I object to the supposed distinction between ideology and intellectualism that has lead many liberals to criticize conservatives for being… well, stupid.  I agree that reflexive ideology is a terrible way to respond to tough questions, and I for one consider myself far too pragmatic to support a strictly ideological line of argumentation.  Moreover, I completely agree that too many Republicans “have come to think of reason, evidence, and scholarship as necessarily flawed, to be reviled as an enemy” and find this both despicable and destructive.  But it’s simply not true that real intellectuals are all about reason and that said reason is divorced from ideology.  The GOP’s resurgence from 1972 to 1994 was very clearly driven by a coherent ideological message backed by serious intellectuals.  Moreover, while ideology shouldn’t trump reason, everyone has their lens and serious policy debates aren’t going to be able to jettison ideology.  The GOP absolutely needs to figure out what happened to conservatism’s serious thinkers, but it might also help if Krugman and Co. would can the “all the facts support all my clearly reasoned and non-ideological policies” act, because it’s pretty ridiculous, not to mention it lends credibility to the “elitist prick” accusations.

-Finally, in my opinion here’s the most interesting Big Political Unknown of 2009: will the Democrats in the House kill Obama’s momentum?  The two things that struck me the most about Bush’s method of one-party rule were his staunch unwillingness to fracture his coalition by vetoing a GOP bill and the extent to which he took basically all the heat for everything Congress did regardless of his level of involvement.  The evidence so far suggests that Obama has a very good PR strategy and may be able to distance himself from some of the insane proposals that are likely to come out of the House, but I believe this could be a real challenge for him.

All right, that’s probably enough random political opinions to satisfy an end-of-year election post; now back to focusing on the present.

Libertarianism and the Financial Crisis

In a series of posts, the Volokh blog is batting about a fairly salient question: whether the free-market ideology is to blame for the current financial state.  Here are the links:

I will defer to the above in lieu of my own comments, except to note that in my view one of the more tragic consequences of the recent Republican majorities has been the unfortunate misassociation of Bush/GOP policies with free-market ideas.  Regardless of your opinion of particular policies over the past eight years, with the (possible) exception of the tax cuts it is simply false to suggest that they represented anything remotely close to an application of the free-market ideology.

Stocking a Home Bar, or Presents for Me!

I have repeatedly complained to my friend Jacob that I can’t take up his hobby trade of mixology because the initial investment seems too costly relative to my current set of related skills (which basically include reading recipies, doing basic math, and consuming alcohol).

Jacob apparently got tired of my whining, and has responded with a couple of excellent posts detailing the bartending equipment and liquor supplies necessary to start a quality home bar.  As I suspected, it’s quite costly, but at least now I have a decent checklist to work from.

I realize this is a bit late for Christmas, but if anyone is looking for good birthday/New Year’s/Valentine’s/Festivus/MLK/Casmir Pulaski/ultra-pre-engagement/just-for-the-heck-of-it gifts to surprise/bribe me with, these checklists would be a good place to start.  In return, I will attempt to mix a drink for you using whatever you get me.  Although at this stage in my education, you may not find that a particularly compelling incentive….

I’ll even periodically repost the list crossing off the items I no longer need so you won’t risk duplication — see how thoughtful I am?  :)  Current count of supplies: no equipment and about 15 eclectic liqueurs left over from a recent speakeasy night held at my place.  I will update with specifics when I return to DC next week.

Academizing Christmas

For my Christmas Eve post, here are a few notes of interest to those of you who want to celebrate the holiday season in true nerd fashion:

Via Peter Klein:

Santa in the Knowledge Economy
Leadership Secrets of Santa Claus
In Defense of Scrooge
The Economics of Santa’s Workshop

Via Tyler Cowen, the cost of getting the Twelve Days of Christmas gifts, which has gone up this year due in part to the increased scarcity of swans.

And finally, via me in last year’s Christmas post:

Christmas Is a Deadweight Loss
Gift Cards Suck Compared to Cash

Not exactly a substitute for visions of sugar plums dancing in your heads, but whatever.  Hope everyone is having a rewarding holiday season!

Great Sports Moments of 2008

Joe Posnanski remembers some of the most memorable sports moments of 2008, many of which are probably better described as individual sports miracles.

Why Journalists Need Thinking Skills

This morning the Times trots out an editorial that cites, among the evidence they use in arguing for stronger gun laws, a strong correlation between weak state gun laws and sales of guns used in crimes in other states.

I think I’m going to go conduct a trace study on cars to see whether a disproportionate number of collisions involve vehicles purchased at licensed auto dealers, then write an editorial using my findings as evidence in favor of reducing the number of business licenses for dealerships.

More Like Terrible Tissues

I’m not gonna lie: I wasn’t sure the Titans were going to beat the Steelers yesterday, much less thoroughly pound them like they did.  But I was definitely miffed that virtually no one in the country picked the Titans to win, that they were an underdog at home, and that probably 10,000 Steelers fans showed up to the game.

More importantly, I was miffed at how rude the Steelers fans were.  I met several downtown on Saturday night and I know many in DC who aren’t mean people, but good grief, when you visit someone else’s stadium you need to not be punks.  This business about every Steelers fan in the stadium waving their Terrible Yellow Dishrags around (which a Pittsburgh radio caller yesterday referred to as ”sacred,” by the way) and talking smack every play really annoys those of us who were brought up to be polite and who came to watch a good game.

Do I care that many Titans fans left for the holidays or wanted to make a quick buck and scalped their tickets to willing buyers?  No I do not.  But said willing buyers are also purchasing the responsibility to at least try to behave like human beings when sitting in the stands next to actual human beings.  So no, I do not give a crap that Keith Bullock stomped on a Terrible Moist Towelette after it became clear we were going to win.

Homefield advantage throughout the playoffs is now secure.  Does this mean we’re going to win the Super Bowl, or even the first playoff game?  Of course not.  But go find me a team that says “studies show #1 seeds don’t win the Super Bowl that often, I’ll take a #2 please.”  Both teams were playing for the same thing yesterday, and one of them now has it.

I’m looking forward to the playoffs.  Hopefully if both teams make it to the AFC Championship the Titans fans will be sufficiently fired up to hang on to their tickets and we’ll see fewer Terrible Yellow Bibs in the stands, but either way, I expect the next few weeks to be exciting!

A Unanimous Rickey for the Hall?

You probably didn’t know that I’m also a baseball fan!  I don’t follow it as closely as I did in the 90s, and Nashville never really had a team I wanted to get behind while I was there, but I’ve paid quite a bit more attention since now I live in a baseball town (if you can call the Nationals a baseball team).

Anyhow, somewhat randomly, here’s an article I found fascinating on why Rickey Henderson should be a unanimous pick for the Hall of Fame.

On the Auto Bailout

I’ve received this forward about seven times, so probably most everyone has seen it by now, but it’s great so I’m putting it up anyway:

New Car Ad

[Update 12/13/08: My views on the auto bailout pretty much line up with David Harsanyi’s (hat tip: Russ Roberts).]

Officially Making the Postseason

Today the Titans beat the Browns to win their division and, thanks to a Jets loss, have formally clinched a first-round bye in the playoffs.

Also today, Vanderbilt accepted an invitation to play in the Gaylord Hotels Music City Bowl, its first bowl invitation in 26 years.

Of course, the timing of the games could not be worse.  I’ll be in Nashville roughly Dec. 19-27 for Christmas and such, the Vandy game is Dec. 31, and the Titans will play Jan. 10 or 11 with the possibility of playing again Jan. 17 or 18 if they win.  I guess I could just move back for the entire month?

Resurrecting the DC Vote Issue

In a few weeks we’ll have a presidential administration and congressional representation that is likely to be far more favorable to the proposed DC House Voting Rights Act, which I oppose for reasons I outlined in a post last year.

This week Matt pointed out a fairly obvious alternative that I failed to include for some reason: we could always admit DC as the 51st state.  I suppose I would even support this option over the dumb and patently unconstitutional compromise bill — although I still prefer retrocession!